el jarocho mayor

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  Do ALL men cheat??

  by ChakkaConned in

  1. jw
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  i was watching an old eddie murphy hbo special a few weeks ago where he was talking about relationships.

  in his bit, he went off on how all men cheat on their wives and girlfriends.

  he was adamant that even the nicest of guys will take the opportunity to cheat if given the chance and that women need to understand that this is the way it is, 100% of the time.

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  Ok....so I CANT spell...is that a crime? geez
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  Jehovah Hates Foreskins!!!!!!!!!

  by gumby in

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  moses is preparing his "make my brother do it " speech to jehovah cuz he's ascard to have to talk to pharoah about lettin his people go from eygpt.

  the lord butts in and goes bi-polor on moses ass and tells him he's gonna kill his sorry arse cuz moses kids dinger still looks like an anteater and the lord wants then damn thing snipped off pronto or he's gonna kill em!

  4:24 and it came to pass by the way in the inn, that the lord met him, [ moses ]and sought to kill him.

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  Im keeping my turtleneck sweater. Thank you very much!!
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  Do ALL men cheat??

  by ChakkaConned in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i was watching an old eddie murphy hbo special a few weeks ago where he was talking about relationships.

  in his bit, he went off on how all men cheat on their wives and girlfriends.

  he was adamant that even the nicest of guys will take the opportunity to cheat if given the chance and that women need to understand that this is the way it is, 100% of the time.

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  el jarocho mayor

  No, not ALL men cheat. Eunics dont cheat.
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  They are Sooooooooo Over-rated !!

  by ScoobySnax in

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  ever listened to someone who goes on and on about someone or something (and i don't mean jehovah's witnesses here!

  ) like they were the best thing since sliced bread.....and try as you might you just can't see the attraction?.

  my brother-in law must have every sodding elvis record/picture/memorabilia thing going, and he goes on and on about him.

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  el jarocho mayor

  Da Cubs
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  What do ya do on a boring weekend???

  by missy04 in

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  lol it kinda sucks.

  i had my first week at my new job (so a little stressed) and my big sis and i had planned on spending the weekend together.

  then she decided it wasn't a good weekend when i was all ready.. anyway, what are good ways to have fun when you're bored and have nothing to do all weekend and no one to go anywhere with?

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  el jarocho mayor

  I cross the street and go to the beach with some cold ones. But thats just me.
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  the Jerky Boys

  by kaykay_mp in

  1. social
  2. entertainment

  i decided to start my own thread instead of hijacking the other one about "what kind of music do you listen to?".

  sol has got to be my favorite character:.

  i like the one where he's talking to this guy's mom; it's called "nudist colony"--"he said we go to the beach and step on piss clams.

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  el jarocho mayor

  i love the one where the guy calls a lawyer to tell him that he has been "hurt" on the job by his boss! I loved that one!
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  Would You Run For President/Prime Minister/Etc. If You Could???

  by minimus in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  and not just everyone "could" run for office.

  you need money, exposure, the media, influence, etc.

  but if you could, if it was even a longshot possibility, would you ever consider running for office?

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  I didnt kill him...his head just kinda like sorta exploded on its own.
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  Would You Run For President/Prime Minister/Etc. If You Could???

  by minimus in

  1. jw
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  and not just everyone "could" run for office.

  you need money, exposure, the media, influence, etc.

  but if you could, if it was even a longshot possibility, would you ever consider running for office?

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  el jarocho mayor

  CIA assination plots, bay of pigs, Italian mafia, exploding cigars, cuban exiles and 9 presidents later Im still here.
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  Would You Run For President/Prime Minister/Etc. If You Could???

  by minimus in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  and not just everyone "could" run for office.

  you need money, exposure, the media, influence, etc.

  but if you could, if it was even a longshot possibility, would you ever consider running for office?

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  el jarocho mayor

  I already am "El Presidente" and I intend on keeping it that way.
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  100mph winds

  by LittleToe in

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  that'll teach me to eat beans on toast, yesterday!!!.

  the wind is really picking up and the town is clearing as everyone is getting sent home from work.. we're expecting 100mph gusts here, on the west coast of scotland.. i'm gonna go home and get cosy, with a roaring coal fire.

  it's just as well our houses are built for severe weather!.

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  el jarocho mayor

  Stay safe LT